Monday, 12 May 2014

News Desk: Patrick Tse - "Subway are a complete set of bastards"

Hong Kong - Beloved star of Film and Television Patrick Tse is hitting back at mammoth sandwich chain Subway after they gave him an incorrect order in the early hours of yesterday morning.

Chopsticks On Fire can reveal a recent exchange of words between the veteran actor and one of it's "Sandwich Artists" soon turned ugly when the order was not corrected and the branch of Subway refused to acknowledge it's mistake.

"Every Sunday I like to visit my favourite Sunday and order a foot long Meatball Marinara (not pictured) with extra cheese on Monterey Cheese bread but the little twat behind the counter wasn't paying attention and gave me the wrong sodding sandwich" Tse said standing on the curb outside the restaurant following heated words with the employee inside.

As it turns out they had in fact given him a Chicken Teriaki with extra lettuce on Italian bread "I don't even like fucking lettuce!" Tse added.

When questioned regarding the incident the employee who has asked to remain anonymous had this to say;

"There was some old lady in here before him who asked for a Chick T on Italian but she said she had to quickly go to the Mahjong parlour to get her purse, I just handed him the wrong one by mistake"

Subway have been made aware of the incident and intend to do everything in their power to rectify the situation.

"I expected this kind of bullshit at KFC but not here" Tse added. He had first become aware of sandwiches when he was introduced to them by a friend "I bloody love sandwiches"

Management at the Subway branch could not be reached for further comment.

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